bigcornoar

Des Moines is the capital city of Iowa. Known as the, »City of unrequited smegma«, Des Moines boasts, »One child for every Mule, and bigcornoar sauce for the moderate to low income families« as her slogan. Laying true to this magnanomous claim, Des Moines has more miles of biscuit sauce per capita than all other Iowa capital cities combined.