fucking

I used to work at a petrol station and we had this crazy old Italian man who came in many times a day and would talk at you for hours trying to bore you into submission whilst he covertly stole Tictacs from the front counter display. He was a dirty old man and he used the word accommodation as a euphemism for 'casual sex' as in»You young, you young, no girlfriend, thassa good, jus' accommodation«

His name was Tony and I didn't like speaking to him very much.