Amount of texts to »German« |
103, and there are 91 texts (88.35%)
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0.126 points, 30 Not rated texts |
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on Feb 17th 2001, 18:02:40 wrote Gronkor
about German |
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on Feb 1st 2019, 02:38:07 wrote Cindy
about German |
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on Dec 31st 2005, 14:46:09 wrote joe about German
on Jun 15th 2006, 08:52:13 wrote cloozy about German
on Mar 7th 2007, 23:36:05 wrote EUGEN about German
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Texts to »German«
Martin wrote on Jun 29th 2001, 03:36:11 about
German
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Do you know the german alphabet? There are thirty letters:
a (ä) b c d e f g h i j k l m n o (ö) p q r s (ß) t u (ü) v w x y z
ß is a special german letter. It looks like a »B«
but actually it's an old combination of »s« and »s« or »s« and »z«. So it's called »ess-tset« (»ess« is the german name of »s« and »tset« the name of the letter »z«). (It's similiar to »w«, which is also an old combination of two letters: »double u« or »double v«!)
ß is pronounced like english »s« (in »mouse«) or »c« (in the word »ice«), e.g. groß (»big, great«) = »groce«, beißen (»to bite«) = »bicen«. (German s is pronounced normally like english »z«, and german z like »ts«.)
When a short vowel is followed by a consonant in German you use »double consonants« (bb, ff, ll, mm, etc.) Instead of kk you use ck, instead of zz you use tz, and instead of ßß you use ss.
So »groß« is pronounced with a long »o«, but »Boss« (»boss«) is pronounced with a short »o«.
Greg wrote on Aug 12th 2003, 03:48:26 about
German
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Germany produces fine automobiles, guns, cameras, wine, and of course beer (and many other wonderful products, I'm sure).
Daniel Arnold wrote on Jun 15th 2001, 02:05:32 about
German
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If you are interested in this language, let me tell you that what is called RoundRobin on this page on the German page is called Fortsetzungsgeschichte.
But if you are more interested in English click on »RoundRobin« and find a continuing story.
rimmer wrote on Apr 23rd 2001, 04:08:35 about
German
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Stefan was telling a story, but we weren't really listening. »... and then a wolf came down from the mountains and ate a German.« »What,« we said, »ate a human?« »Not human,« he sighed. »GERMAN.«
Emma Example wrote on Dec 8th 2007, 01:49:20 about
German
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The Toffelwutzi (Wutzinus officinalis) is matter of dispute in german online community. Today its natural habitat shriks rapidly and many subspecies disapeared. Only because of its characteristic ulcerogenic behavior it is barely seen in the wild. The Toffelwutzi apears in site statistics of the Assoziations-Blaster. The automatic, non-linear real-time-linking texts show no coherence at all, but scientists predict Toffelwutzis may be seen in hunting-grounds for years if it is in the public eye.
Uh huh wrote on Nov 1st 2001, 05:49:48 about
German
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Too bad I never learned German language. I did take three years of French in high school though. Someday maybe I'll learn German. And Spanish. And maybe even Japanese. Then I will know what they are saying in the anime cartoons. Maybe I should rent the anime videos with subtitles. But I like the accent too well.
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Created on Sep 24th 2000, 02:21:15 by Pokemon, contains 14 texts
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Created on Jul 14th 2000, 13:53:25 by nevermind, contains 8 texts
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Created on Dec 27th 2004, 18:53:45 by riso, contains 7 texts
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Created on Aug 16th 2002, 11:54:37 by netzwerksoldat, contains 30 texts
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Created on Oct 12th 1999, 03:49:04 by Andi, contains 39 texts
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Created on Sep 23rd 2000, 02:35:31 by wandelndes Lexikon, contains 170 texts
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Created on Jan 19th 2009, 19:51:37 by Baumhaus, contains 6 texts
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Created on May 13th 2007, 16:24:45 by mcnep, contains 14 texts
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Created on Dec 13th 2019, 10:08:48 by Christine, contains 1 texts
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