Crush

Know this as an immutable truth of the universe: Every American boy had a crush on Tinker Bell.

Only one vowel difference to »crash«, but the effect is almost certainly the same.

i got an orange crush. i stuck it in my pants and rode away on my big fat banana seat bike.

i got an orange crush. i drank it on the dirty cigarette-strewn sand.

i got an orange crush. i put it in the fridge. i drank it in an ice-cream float and then went to take a wiz.

i got an orange crush. i fed it to a plant. i crushed the can beneath my vans and kicked it to the trees.

i got an orange crush. i drink one everyday.

This is for all the headless acrobats,
Faces crushes in the circus dust.
All in the name of Gravity
And the price of admission

Beautiful loser, warm hearts have left you down
Beautiful loser, warm hearts have left you...
'cause you're beautiful

I think of mankind in quotation marks
ever since I took a drink from you.

Jeff Buckley, lyrics taken from Moodswing Whiskey.

Crush videos are films featuring attractive women in high heels stomping on insects or even small mammals. One of the strangest and least erotic-seeming fetishes the world has ever known, right up there with nose bondage.

It's really not any different from those orange-flavored popsicles with vanilla ice cream in the inside, no?

Well a distant cousin maybe. Let's share recipes.