| Amount of texts to »elephant« | 49, and there are 46 texts (93.88%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
| Average lenght of texts | 111 Characters |
| Average Rating | 1.592 points, 10 Not rated texts |
| First text | on Apr 30th 2000, 14:49:12 wrote Groggy groove about elephant |
| Latest text | on Sep 28th 2006, 21:08:52 wrote moty about elephant |
| Some texts that have not been rated at all
(overall: 10) |
on Mar 25th 2001, 16:06:42 wrote
on Jun 13th 2005, 17:29:59 wrote
on Mar 25th 2001, 16:45:08 wrote |
Elephants are intelligent creatures who are severly depleted from the environment by arrogant and stupid people who think ivory tusks are more valuable as money in their pockets than living animals.
What is the difference between an elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
Eletelephony
Laura E. Richards
Once there was an elephant
Who tried to use the telephant--
No! No! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone--
(Dear me! I am not certain quite
That even now I've got it right.)
Howe'er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk;
The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee--
(I fear I'd better drop the song
Of elephop and telephong!)
Little known fact: the factory where they make elephants is closed on Mondays.
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