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ike wrote on Jul 16th 2000, 09:31:06 about
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Eletelephony
Laura E. Richards
Once there was an elephant
Who tried to use the telephant--
No! No! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone--
(Dear me! I am not certain quite
That even now I've got it right.)
Howe'er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk;
The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee--
(I fear I'd better drop the song
Of elephop and telephong!)
Tarzan wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 15:00:46 about
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What is the difference between an elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey.
wauz wrote on Mar 3rd 2005, 16:40:00 about
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I want to become the elephant of a china shop.
cracker wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 14:57:18 about
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How do you get an elephant out of a tree?
Stand it on a leaf and wait ´til autumn.
cracker wrote on Apr 30th 2000, 14:53:20 about
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How does an elephant hide in the jungle?
He paints his privates red and climbs up a cherry tree.
What´s the loudest noise in the jungle?
A giraffe eating cherries.
goatmax1 wrote on Sep 25th 2000, 23:17:47 about
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Little known fact: the factory where they make elephants is closed on Mondays.
Crea wrote on Jun 30th 2000, 22:18:42 about
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Which ant is the biggest one?
The Eleph-Ant!!!
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