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bconstan wrote on Dec 3rd 2002, 02:00:58 about
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Slapping high-fives with Frank.
Doing the knuckle shuffle.
Choking the bald guy till he pukes.
Tenderizing the tube steak.
Launching the morning missile.
Running in single-user mode.
Tube-sock tango.
Blueball baseball.
Freeing Willy.
Sending yourself a handjob-o-gram.
Schmidt wrote on Aug 25th 2017, 12:07:28 about
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It is an eternal sin to masturbate. It is strictly forbidden for boys and men. If they do it, they might be punished by the LORD. In any case they will suffer pain and severe illness.
Schmidt wrote on Oct 16th 2017, 14:33:55 about
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Don‘t do it. It is not healthy. And it‘s an eternal sin.
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