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There was this tiger, who woke up one morning, and just felt great (yes, just like Tony the Tiger: GREAAAAAAT). Anyway, he just felt so good, he went out and cornered a small monkey and roared at him: »WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS?«
And this poor quaking little monkey replied: »You are of course, no one is mightier than you.«
A little while later this tiger confronts a deer, and just bellows out: »WHO IS THE GREATEST AND STRONGEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS?« The deer is shaking so hard it can barely speak, but manages to stammer: »Oh great tiger, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle.«
The tiger, being on a roll, swaggered, up to an elephant that was quietly munching on some weeds, and roared at the top of his voice: »WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE JUNGLE?«
Well, this elephant grabs the tiger with his trunk, picks him up, slams him down; picks him up again, and shakes him until the tiger is just a blur of orange and black; and finally throws him violently into a nearby tree.
The tiger staggers to his feet and looks at the elephant and says: »Man, just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so pissed.«
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