Tarzan
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How do you get two Tarzans in the fridge?
You can´t, silly, there is only one Tarzan!
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First text | on Apr 30th 2000, 15:02:15 wrote Groggy groove about Tarzan |
Latest text | on Nov 11th 2005, 08:52:16 wrote Emma Example about Tarzan |
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How do you get two Tarzans in the fridge?
You can´t, silly, there is only one Tarzan!
Tarzan wasn't a ladies man
He'd just come along and scoop them up under his arm like that
Quick as a cat
In the jungle
Clark Kent
Now there was a real gent
He would not be caught just sitting around in some junglescape
Dumb as an ape
Doing nothing
Superman never made any money
Saving the world from Solomon Grundy
And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man
Like him.
In all 42 Tarzan movies, Tarzan never said 'Me Tarzan, you Jane."
When I was a child I wanted to be Tarzan. Now I only wish he would date me.
As of the start of 2001, 42 Tarzan movies have been made. Memorize this and amaze your friends.
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