Random associativity, rated above-average positively
Texts to »Flatulence«
Samil Kursad Bozkurt wrote on Dec 4th 2004, 14:12:38 about
flatulence
Rating: 1 point(s) |
Read and rate text individually
Flatulence consists of gases that are produced by symbiotic bacteria and yeasts living in the gastrointestinal tract of mammals and are released through the anus. Flatulence is known colloquially as farting.
The primary constituents of flatulence (collectively known as flatus) are the non-odorous gases nitrogen (ingested), oxygen (ingested), methane (produced by anaerobic microbes), carbon dioxide (produced by aerobic microbes or ingested), and hydrogen (produced by some microbes and consumed by others). Odors result from trace amounts of other constituents.
The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused not by a flapping of the posterior, as commonly thought, but by the vibration of the anal opening. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled.
chartwell wrote on Jul 10th 2000, 23:39:30 about
flatulence
Rating: 1 point(s) |
Read and rate text individually
flatulence as a power source, have you ever thought about the many ways that flatulence can be used as a power source? go ahead, don't be shy, c'mon i know you have! it can be a very effective tool to clear a crowded elevator of non- fart lovers, it can be used to warm a bed at nite along with it's sweet or pungent odors(depending of course on what one eats to fuel the potential fuel or power source)can be a comforting end to a tiresome day. it also makes big statements when used in the right board meetings,trials by jury,and of course medical examinations. does one care to expand on this?
| Some random keywords |
destiny
Created on Mar 11th 2001, 01:18:36 by the old pirate, contains 14 texts
enjoy
Created on Jul 14th 2004, 11:31:27 by Bart Starr, contains 18 texts
future
Created on Apr 22nd 2000, 16:25:51 by Michael, contains 51 texts
reform
Created on Aug 20th 2004, 04:20:30 by Joe, contains 4 texts
centipede
Created on Dec 16th 2000, 06:40:44 by jane, contains 7 texts
|
| Some random keywords in the german Blaster |
immer
Created on Jan 24th 1999, 03:07:52 by Dragan, contains 501 texts
Straßenkampf
Created on Jan 13th 2007, 07:36:04 by urgs, contains 9 texts
Schokomuffin
Created on Feb 22nd 2001, 20:40:11 by the weird set theorist, contains 12 texts
Abseitsfalle
Created on Oct 14th 2001, 22:46:30 by Lulatsch, contains 13 texts
Gewerkschaft
Created on Apr 25th 2000, 21:51:07 by 150 ml Odol, contains 29 texts
abladen
Created on Jul 10th 2004, 14:33:43 by Kelchguerilla, contains 3 texts
Marskühe
Created on Mar 28th 2025, 14:52:01 by Kuh Stark, contains 1 texts
|