| Amount of texts to »fridge« | 13, and there are 10 texts (76.92%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
| Average lenght of texts | 133 Characters |
| Average Rating | 2.923 points, 0 Not rated texts |
| First text | on Apr 30th 2000, 15:10:07 wrote Groggy groove about fridge |
| Latest text | on May 5th 2003, 06:41:57 wrote Quincy about fridge |
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I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for beakfast
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
(William Carlos Williams, This is just to say)
How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?
By the footprints in the butter.
Does the light stay on when the fridge door closes? How do people behave when no one is watching?
i once tried to make LSD by putting a piece of wheat bread under the fridge, allowing it to get moldy, and then eating the mold-- but it didn't work. at least not in the way that i'd planned.
Fridge: a great place to hide the bodies. Remember to clean with Pine-sol before storing food afterward.
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climbing
squirrel
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| Some random keywords in the german Blaster |
obrigkeitshörig
will
der-Körper-muss-ganz-entblößt-sein
Panade
Land-der-Geisteskranken
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