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How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?
By the footprints in the butter.
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First text | on Apr 30th 2000, 15:10:07 wrote Groggy groove about fridge |
Latest text | on May 5th 2003, 06:41:57 wrote Quincy about fridge |
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How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?
By the footprints in the butter.
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for beakfast
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
(William Carlos Williams, This is just to say)
Does the light stay on when the fridge door closes? How do people behave when no one is watching?
i come from poland and for my english lesson I must do something about fridge...interesting...isn't it
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.
How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.
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