| Amount of texts to »lizard« | 33, and there are 29 texts (87.88%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
| Average lenght of texts | 121 Characters |
| Average Rating | 4.636 points, 0 Not rated texts |
| First text | on Apr 14th 2000, 05:42:31 wrote LyndaC about lizard |
| Latest text | on Jul 26th 2009, 15:15:38 wrote Mate about lizard |
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We are all part lizard, just as we are all part rat, monkey and fish. It's to do with evolution. I myself am most lizardlike first thing in the morning, and can only concern myself with hot tea, breakfast and ill-tempered remarks. Oh, and catching flies with my tongue.
Lizards frequently enjoy lying on a warm rock while listening to Jefferson Airplane.
The best part of being a lizard must be basking on rocks in the sun. Humans aren't really cut out for this.
The lounge-lizard, however, inhabits the cool, dark cocktail lounge and with its long shooty-out tongue tempts visiting young women with suggestions of delights that will never be.
There is a frill necked lizard basking in the sun just outside my window.
quick catch it, no don't grab it by its tail. »arhhh« look what youve done now its gone stumpy.
Does anyone know why lizard should be 'Eidechse'in German? What have lizards to do with oaths? When was the last time you saw a poor little, sun-loving lizard in a shady human Court of law?
Lizards frequently enjoy lying on a warm rock while sipping martinis.
as in lounge lizard. makes me think of ugly dark knotty pine and cigarette smoke, untasteful polyester and booze.
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