Amount of texts to »telephone« 29, and there are 23 texts (79.31%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3)
Average lenght of texts 168 Characters
Average Rating 3.345 points, 0 Not rated texts
First text on Apr 11th 2000, 23:52:33 wrote
daisy about telephone
Latest text on Mar 26th 2008, 20:40:30 wrote
Emma Example about telephone
Some texts that have not been rated at all
(overall: 0)

Random associativity, rated above-average positively

Texts to »Telephone«

rkcba wrote on Nov 12th 2003, 11:34:10 about

telephone

Rating: 13 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences and the greatest convenience among nuisances.

steve wrote on Apr 17th 2000, 21:14:54 about

telephone

Rating: 20 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

Lots of things have opposites. I don't think »Telephone« is one of them.

Eno H. Pelet

Donnie Pi wrote on Jul 11th 2001, 16:56:29 about

telephone

Rating: 13 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

When I was a kid, the telephone stayed in one place; it did not follow you around the house. I want to know where my appliances are at all times, thank you. I am not ready for that Trilogy of Terror moment.

poemhead wrote on Oct 25th 2001, 05:50:02 about

telephone

Rating: 6 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

the last of the beer drained
the end of countless cigarettes
credit cards tapped out
empty baggies of yesterdays lunch
the sigh of a world condemed to be inhabited by humans,
a cellphone rings in the distance

steve wrote on Apr 18th 2000, 00:16:37 about

telephone

Rating: 5 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

I have a cellular telephone.
My company pays for it. Otherwise, I would not have one.
I abhor it. My wife says that it's a great thing to have, but I think that
people have gotten along fine without them for thousands of years.
Napoleon got along fine without a cel phone...well, he probably could
have used one at Waterloo...bad example, but I NEVER use it when I am
in the car, because that's just fucking insane.

rkcba wrote on Nov 12th 2003, 11:32:38 about

telephone

Rating: 13 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

Why is it that the wrong number on a telephone is never busy?

daisy wrote on Apr 11th 2000, 23:52:33 about

telephone

Rating: 7 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

Mr Graham Bell can be loved or detested. Depends on whether the telephone brings you calls from people who love you or from the telephone company telling you your bill is unpaid and they are about to cut you off.

Some random keywords

fixation
Created on Jan 6th 2003, 09:00:05 by iconoclast, contains 5 texts

right
Created on Aug 11th 2004, 04:29:54 by miranda, contains 9 texts

icepick
Created on Jul 16th 2001, 20:48:13 by jeff johnston, contains 9 texts

Lisi
Created on Jul 12th 2007, 13:19:52 by lissi, contains 1 texts

poopchute
Created on Jan 30th 2004, 08:27:06 by Bart Simpson, contains 4 texts

Some random keywords in the german Blaster

Schweinezyklus
Created on Jan 30th 2005, 15:36:33 by wauz, contains 10 texts

müdigkeit_nach_dem_Erbrechen
Created on Feb 13th 1999, 15:32:48 by Onkel Franz, contains 50 texts

Lewonze
Created on Oct 25th 2001, 18:28:49 by Filosof, contains 6 texts


The Assoziations-Blaster is a project by Assoziations-Blaster-Team | Deutsche Statistik | 0.0193 Sec. Ugly smelling email spammers: eat this!