Telephone

When I was a kid, the telephone stayed in one place; it did not follow you around the house. I want to know where my appliances are at all times, thank you. I am not ready for that Trilogy of Terror moment.

Lots of things have opposites. I don't think »Telephone« is one of them.

Eno H. Pelet

Why is it that the wrong number on a telephone is never busy?

The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences and the greatest convenience among nuisances.

How can you detest Graham Bell for creating telemarketing by indirectly creating the telephone? The telephone is not a crapulent invention, instead, it is perhaps the most influential invention in human history. Think of how, despite appearing insignificant and commonplace, a telephone is important in your everyday communication. Better to have your dinner interupted than to hear too late of some interesting example I am too lazy to contrive. Think people! Think! Argh.

Hearing some voices on the phone can cause ineffable happiness and excitement. Only the conversation afterwards often fails to live up to the opening moments of ecstasy. Could we invent a machine that, when necessary, transmits significant silence?

I have a cellular telephone.
My company pays for it. Otherwise, I would not have one.
I abhor it. My wife says that it's a great thing to have, but I think that
people have gotten along fine without them for thousands of years.
Napoleon got along fine without a cel phone...well, he probably could
have used one at Waterloo...bad example, but I NEVER use it when I am
in the car, because that's just fucking insane.