| Amount of texts to »wife« |
113, and there are 88 texts (77.88%)
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| Average lenght of texts
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130 Characters |
| Average Rating |
-1.487 points, 0 Not rated texts |
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on Jul 27th 2000, 17:50:08 wrote
Groggy groove
about wife |
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on Oct 10th 2021, 01:58:10 wrote
Recnac
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Texts to »Wife«
Crazy horse wrote on Jul 27th 2000, 21:55:38 about
wife
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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife,
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs that you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and sincerely hope that you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband,
You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Since you are the mathematician, you will appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't wait up.
agnes wrote on Apr 30th 2004, 15:58:31 about
wife
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It's hard for me to imagine myself as a wife someday. I think it was easier for my mother to imagine her future that way.
Harold wrote on Jan 10th 2005, 15:19:06 about
wife
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My wife is my lifemate, my support and my companion. She is also the love of my life.
I'm very fortunate in her.
the old pirate wrote on Mar 18th 2001, 03:43:31 about
wife
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Wow, neat! Henny Youngman's classic one-liner...
Take my wife...please!
...is a complete joke in just four words.
Top that, will ya!
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ball
Created on Jun 22nd 2000, 21:18:08 by anagnoresis, contains 26 texts
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Created on May 2nd 2004, 07:47:01 by The Old Curiosity Shop by Charles Dickens, contains 3 texts
truth
Created on Apr 12th 2000, 12:30:50 by Andrew Mutandi, contains 100 texts
run
Created on Apr 19th 2000, 05:26:42 by Lori, contains 15 texts
epitome
Created on Dec 29th 2004, 05:05:16 by ipso ergo, contains 2 texts
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strubbel
Created on Jun 11th 2002, 06:49:42 by laica, contains 14 texts
Arschvolluntersuchung
Created on Jan 10th 2017, 23:06:21 by Dr. Marco, contains 7 texts
Festplattenrekorder
Created on Jan 4th 2006, 11:57:16 by Screeny, contains 4 texts
Beifahrer
Created on Feb 18th 2005, 13:12:45 by mcnep, contains 9 texts
Schlammfotze
Created on Jan 20th 2003, 23:50:05 by mcnep, contains 12 texts
Orgelpalast
Created on Jun 1st 2015, 19:24:48 by Yadgar, contains 4 texts
DeutschlandtrinktausdemsagenumwobenenKelchderKotze
Created on Jul 4th 2006, 16:08:32 by mcnep, contains 4 texts
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