|
Ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees indian sitting near his (Indian's) house.
Cowboy: Hey! Cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?
Indian: Dog no talk.
Cowboy: Hey, dog, how's it goin?
Dog: doin' alright.
Indian:
Cowboy: Is this your owner?
Dog: yep.
Cowboy: How's he treat you?
Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.
Indian:
Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your horse?
Indian: Horse no talk.
Cowboy: Hey horse, how's it goin?
Horse: Cool.
Indian:
Cowboy: Is this your owner?
Horse: Yep.
Cowboy: How's he treat you?
Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to
protect me from the elements.
Indian:
Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your sheep?
Indian: Sheep lie!!
|
