China
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I think I'll move to China
but it will probably rain
Something about the mountains
Might explain it all
| Amount of texts to »China« | 29, and there are 29 texts (100.00%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
| Average lenght of texts | 212 Characters |
| Average Rating | 1.621 points, 7 Not rated texts |
| First text | on May 8th 2000, 00:04:51 wrote chorus about China |
| Latest text | on Oct 23rd 2025, 23:12:09 wrote addressed Lord about China |
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on Oct 30th 2015, 09:35:14 wrote
on Jul 9th 2021, 22:17:09 wrote
on Aug 1st 2021, 22:37:23 wrote |
I think I'll move to China
but it will probably rain
Something about the mountains
Might explain it all
»The Great Wall of China,« said Piccadilly, taking a long swig from his pint, »is the only man-made structure visible from space.«
»You always go on about space,« said Frank. He wasn't sure if he was complaining.
»Anywhere out of this world, Frank. Anywhere looks good from here.«
I still don't remember where that sould be, but in China they have those strange mountains; green and so steep that no one should ever be able to climb upon them. Saw them in my geography book in 9th grade, and ever since that moment I´m keen on getting there.
Above the entrance to the Forbidden City that faces Tiananmen Square is a massive portrait of Mao Zedong. He's so huge that the wart on his chin is actually the houses a small collective that collects air pollution and packages it for sale to greedy American entreprenuers. The pollution, in powdered form, is sold as a flavoring.
I once read that if everyone in China jumped off of his chair simultaneously, it would create a monstrous wave that would rush across the Pacific Ocean and totally inundate North America. So aside from the logistical problem of getting all those people onto and off of their chairs at the same time, what's keeping them from doing this terrible deed? I used to worry about it.
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