Amount of texts to »China« |
28, and there are 28 texts (100.00%)
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(-3) |
Average lenght of texts
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211 Characters |
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1.679 points, 6 Not rated texts |
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on May 8th 2000, 00:04:51 wrote chorus
about China |
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on Aug 1st 2021, 23:41:29 wrote Bürgerfried
about China |
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on Mar 3rd 2005, 16:41:20 wrote wauz about China
on Jul 9th 2021, 22:10:00 wrote Bürgerfried about China
on Oct 30th 2015, 09:35:14 wrote carolyn stewart about China
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Texts to »China«
elfboi wrote on Dec 17th 2002, 20:52:03 about
China
Rating: 3 point(s) |
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(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
the old pirate wrote on Mar 7th 2001, 22:30:36 about
China
Rating: 5 point(s) |
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Astronauts report that the Great Wall of China is not visible from space. Sorry, people.
Zabuda wrote on Jul 10th 2004, 00:49:39 about
China
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I still don't remember where that sould be, but in China they have those strange mountains; green and so steep that no one should ever be able to climb upon them. Saw them in my geography book in 9th grade, and ever since that moment I´m keen on getting there.
KD wrote on Sep 20th 2000, 22:16:09 about
China
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»The Great Wall of China,« said Piccadilly, taking a long swig from his pint, »is the only man-made structure visible from space.«
»You always go on about space,« said Frank. He wasn't sure if he was complaining.
»Anywhere out of this world, Frank. Anywhere looks good from here.«
chorus wrote on May 8th 2000, 00:04:51 about
China
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I think I'll move to China
but it will probably rain
Something about the mountains
Might explain it all
Some random keywords |
planting
Created on Oct 27th 2001, 00:21:50 by E. Barclay Poling, contains 3 texts
fault
Created on Oct 8th 2000, 11:39:57 by Lying lynx, contains 13 texts
Moby
Created on Mar 14th 2003, 21:11:46 by Anomalocaris, contains 8 texts
author
Created on Dec 15th 2000, 14:12:08 by van daale, contains 12 texts
oyster
Created on Dec 26th 2003, 13:02:22 by Eoin, contains 5 texts
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Some random keywords in the german Blaster |
Würgerking
Created on Sep 21st 2002, 19:21:58 by Dortessa, contains 18 texts
hodenkrebs
Created on Mar 12th 2001, 18:04:00 by -ja nein-, contains 31 texts
Samenerguß
Created on Jul 1st 2001, 00:39:52 by michileo, contains 55 texts
Quadratwurzel
Created on Mar 14th 2005, 00:49:18 by Zulu, contains 8 texts
Peniswachstum
Created on Nov 15th 2005, 00:02:40 by mcnep, contains 12 texts
Generalstabschef
Created on Aug 21st 2011, 14:33:16 by Die Leiche, contains 4 texts
Norderney
Created on Mar 28th 2007, 19:05:29 by biggi, contains 4 texts
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