Amount of texts to »chickens« |
25, and there are 22 texts (88.00%)
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on May 25th 2000, 03:05:11 wrote rahelab
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on Jan 22nd 2008, 16:33:38 wrote steffi
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on Jan 22nd 2008, 16:33:38 wrote steffi about chickens
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Texts to »Chickens«
Morbo wrote on Jun 28th 2001, 03:14:48 about
chickens
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My friend lives in the basement apartment of two chicken raising lesbians. One of the chickens slowly developed the features of a Rooster. After research and an e-mail to one of the leading Poulty scientists of America, they learned their chicken's gender transgression had been caused by an ovarian cyst.
The chicken in question was consequently dubbed »Chooster,« as an allusion to the animal's non-gender-identifying status.
richard wrote on Jun 11th 2002, 23:00:10 about
chickens
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it was early. chickens were in the street. a detective was at the door, oh my. i crawled to the window one thousand stories old. looking out, i saw specks of tiny color moving this way and that in apparent abandonment. here and ther were forest animals raising hell with a minister from the palace. a wedding was in progress. no plains or mountains couls be seen. a beautiful blond playing i've lost mu pussy entered and just as abruptly left the green-gold pulsating chamber. a blue rat as big as alaska floated by on a raft and i began to disappear.
rahelab wrote on May 25th 2000, 03:05:11 about
chickens
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Connect chickens to writing through their feathers which were once used to make quills.
P-nut wrote on Nov 11th 2003, 18:29:07 about
chickens
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Chickens drift around with no souls. She says I will not eat chicken, they have souls. Tell that to Tyson.
the old pirate wrote on Mar 12th 2001, 23:08:17 about
chickens
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Another shazam fact to amaze your friends: Some dinosaurs were smaller than chickens.
Peridot wrote on Sep 9th 2000, 05:32:11 about
chickens
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my aunt said when the world is coming to it's end, she will have tended chickens. And she'll go through the streets screaming »I've got the Chickens!« (of course, she'd have eggs and stuff like that too.)
D wrote on Apr 13th 2001, 20:53:55 about
chickens
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We decided one night that we do indeed believe in the Pimp Chicken... there he is, up in the sky, stretched out across the universe like fog over the Mississippi, and here we are, milling around like ants at his feet, and we wish upon the stars that are the rhinestones on his jacket, and fruitlessly try to control the destiny he has already predetermined for us in his all-jazz infinite hip-jive.
Lolita wrote on Oct 21st 2001, 18:17:11 about
chickens
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gotta go now and scratch up some chicken feed
scrabbly with the claws in the pan
to feed this little chicken
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knowledge
Created on Aug 17th 2004, 11:07:14 by Joe, contains 16 texts
Nevermind
Created on Jul 14th 2000, 13:53:25 by nevermind, contains 8 texts
Romeo&Juliet
Created on May 7th 2000, 11:32:53 by tabasco, contains 43 texts
stone
Created on Jul 15th 2000, 14:38:34 by nevermind, contains 16 texts
anti
Created on Dec 31st 2004, 01:46:09 by Felix der Kater, contains 3 texts
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Salto
Created on Feb 13th 2001, 21:02:49 by Tomsteiner, contains 14 texts
Wandalen
Created on Sep 29th 2004, 16:39:51 by wauz, contains 6 texts
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Created on Oct 23rd 2022, 19:46:14 by Der katholische Messdiener Paul, contains 10 texts
Schloß
Created on Dec 21st 2001, 08:16:24 by Tür, contains 25 texts
Nylonfüße
Created on May 28th 2005, 01:14:55 by Steve, contains 13 texts
Durning
Created on Sep 16th 2003, 12:31:16 by arbol, contains 3 texts
FlorianSilbereisen-killt-Mayhem
Created on Jan 6th 2009, 06:45:59 by Michel und Bruno und ein Schatten von Batemann, contains 2 texts
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