Sex

The DVD you are about to watch presents fictional accounts of sexual relationships. It was designed to stimulate and enhance your sexual enjoyment as well as to inform and educate. This DVD presents the idea that sex is an important aspect of adult relationships, and that sexual conduct is enjoyable in various forms of expression. Moreover, this DVD is meant to serve as a pictorial record of the methods and expressions of sexual conduct. Please note, however, that this fictional sexual relationship does not always exhibit safe sex nor <sic> the full range of a real life interpersonal relationship.

Legislate me. Wreathe my body, my unruly body, with the law. Lay me down and breathe into my ear penal codes, the lay of the land as it occurs in your mind. This is the first thing that happens, this is where we all begin.

But I am rebellious. I insist on having sex in ways that are unacceptable to you and so you bind me with your lawyers. Restrain my order, baby. You know you want to.

Legislate me. Wreathe my body, my unruly body, with the law. Lay me down and breathe into my ear penal codes, the lay of the land as it occurs in your mind. This is the first thing that happens, this is where we all begin.

But I am rebellious. I insist on having sex in ways that are unacceptable to you and so you bind me with your lawyers. Restrain my order, baby. You know you want to.

Any kind of sex you can imagine, somebody is into it somewhere.

It was on the island of Playsion that I learned how important anticipation was. Especially with so much of our lives governed by chance.

to give, Is to receive, a load or a leaf, It spells re-lief, so come on, or come in, life is to short to not come at all. It is just a matter of needs and passions, Why is it »dirty«?, It is nature as it is intended to be, or we would not pro-create, so masterbate or pro create, ...Come one, come all, love and live, We are only here a short time , ...so lets not go out without ability to associate, come and creat...without us, the world will de teriate........
And thats all I have to say about that.............

When they fuck – and they do fuck, they do nothing so poetic as make love, and indeed Frank would not know the first thing about either poetry or love, bet on it – anyway, when they fuck...

When they fuck, Frank forgets what comes next.

to give, Is to receive, a load or a leaf, It spells re-lief, so come on, or come in, life is to short to not come at all. It is just a matter of needs and passions, Why is it »dirty«?, It is nature as it is intended to be, or we would not pro-create, so masterbate or pro create, ...Come one, come all, love and live, We are only here a short time , ...so lets not go out without ability to associate, come and creat...without us, the world will de teriate........
And thats all I have to say about that.............

I fuck you hard until your dry
I splooged my goo in your eye

I make you wet and juices creamy
I fuck you hard, humid, and steamy

I cram you full of my little sperm
I make your legs shake and squirm

You scream my name, you hum for more
I turn your over doggy style and do you on the floor

I hold your BJ haqndles and tug your head
You ask for seconds, I leave instead

You need more but I am finished,
So I put my clothes on and grab another guiness

What am I?
Man

Wouldn't you rather be having sex right about now?