God: Associativities and informations about the keyword God

Amount of texts to »God«	277, and there are 248 texts (89.53%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3)
Average lenght of texts	430 Characters
Average Rating	0.412 points, 5 Not rated texts
First text	on Apr 10th 2000, 00:24:20 wrote Dr. Know about God
Latest text	on Oct 17th 2025, 10:07:08 wrote Gottgläubiger about God
Some texts that have not been rated at all (overall: 5)	on Feb 14th 2024, 20:27:37 wrote Hans-Ulrich Tseuner about God on Oct 2nd 2009, 14:42:22 wrote mahoni about God on Oct 17th 2025, 10:07:08 wrote Gottgläubiger about God

Texts to »God«

Belle wrote on Apr 11th 2000, 16:20:09 about

Once or twice--well, no, not a god, actually, but a responsive spider. 1. sitting on the ground with her (then)lover, Ted, in some afternoon-filtered sunshine. Late late autumn in a part of the world where winter barely arrives --the sun is still strong on on skin and clothes are still light weight. Ted is leaving soon and they are uncertain of when they will see each other again. Ted sees a tiny spider walking on the leg of his jeans. He says to the spider, »Tie me to Belle--c'mon, I'll give you a quarter.«
Immediately, like a close up slo-motion sequence from a PBS science special: the spider launches a gossamer web thread into the air, with a kind of shower of crystal almost-sparks, the thread sails across the gap between the lovers and connects at Belle's knee. The spider walks across.

belle wrote on Jul 18th 2001, 16:36:37 about

God Moves in a Mysterious Way
by William Cowper

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea,
And rides upon the storm.

Deep in unfathomable mines
Of never-failing skill
He treasures up His bright designs,
And works His sovereign will.

Ye fearful saints, fresh courage take,
The clouds ye so much dread
Are big with mercy, and shall break
In blessings on your head.

Judge not the Lord by feeble sense,
But trust Him for His grace;
Behind a frowning providence
He hides a smiling face.

His purposes will ripen fast,
Unfolding every hour;
The bud may have a bitter taste,
But sweet will be the flower.

Blind unbelief is sure to err,
And scan his work in vain;
God is His own interpreter,
And He will make it plain.

Douglas Adams wrote on May 25th 2001, 15:41:06 about

'I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, 'for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'

'But,' says Man, 'The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'

'Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanished in a puff of logic.

'Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.

whatevernext96 wrote on Sep 23rd 2001, 17:27:59 about

Is it significant that a back-to-front dog becomes God, while a slightly more contorted cat becomes act (probably with a small 'a')?? Must have a word with Sirius (which reminds me, on behalf of all cats, why is there no cat-star?)

citron vert wrote on Apr 4th 2001, 19:51:59 about

An agnostic dyslexic insomniac is someone who stays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Vampire Kittie wrote on Jan 19th 2005, 16:15:03 about

Dr. Know wrote on Apr 10th 2000, 00:24:20 about

God, the center and focus of religious faith, a holy being or ultimate reality to whom worship and prayer are addressed. Especially in monotheistic religions, God is considered the creator or source of everything that exists and is spoken of in terms of perfect attributes—for instance, infinitude, immutability, eternity, goodness, knowledge (omniscience), and power (omnipotence). Most religions traditionally ascribe to God certain human characteristics that can be understood either literally or metaphorically, such as will, love, anger, and forgiveness.